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The Priest's Question
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mossie
Fri Nov 28 2008, 04:22pm
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.:D
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kevez
Fri Nov 28 2008, 09:59pm
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were u one of those alter boy mossie and tell the truth
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Rucker
Fri Nov 28 2008, 11:24pm
rucker
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lol
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Fitzy
Sat Nov 29 2008, 06:28pm
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lmao nice one
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M@vrik
Sat Nov 29 2008, 09:00pm
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Hehe only in Ireland
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kevez
Sat Nov 29 2008, 10:11pm
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hahaha mav
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mossie
Mon Dec 01 2008, 05:44pm
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kevez wrote ...

were u one of those alter boy mossie and tell the truth



no i was teh goat!
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