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Claymore
Fri Oct 12 2012, 10:54am

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Joined: Thu Apr 19 2007, 09:24pm
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ." "Really, ..." says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot .....
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Ripper
Fri Oct 12 2012, 07:58pm
ripper

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Joined: Mon Apr 23 2007, 10:48pm
Posts: 1587
number 2 is minted im still luaghing
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Ripper
Fri Oct 12 2012, 07:59pm
ripper

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last one is terrible but good work m8 ...
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Elvis
Sat Oct 13 2012, 11:27am

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Joined: Sat May 05 2007, 02:32pm
Posts: 1225
I had a roll of bubble wrap for my mate - he told me to pop it in his van - i was there for 3 hours!!!
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Ripper
Sat Oct 13 2012, 04:47pm
ripper

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Went to the Stationary shop in town today.... but its moved
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